Monday, January 05, 2009

Jessica Lange once was hot.

Jessica Lange, Joan Allen and Kathy Bates made a movie called BONNEVILLE a few years ago. Obviously, the intention was to release in theaters and win agazillion oscars.  Alas, twas not to be, and Bonneville has shown up on Cable for our viewing pleasure.

The first big clue that something has gone terribly wrong is the awful surgery Jessica has had on her face.  She looks like that awful Catwoman from the Upper East Side a few years back.  Was there an accident?  The results couldn't be intentional.  

Kathy Bates just said to Joan Allen "you look like Grace Kelly."  It was unclear whether she was joking or not.  

 

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