Thursday, June 22, 2006

u want thingamabobs? I GOT TWENTY

A FEW FUNNY THINGS;

1. THE ONION'S HOROSCOPE this week for ARIES: You will learn the hard way this week that, while rescue workers can take your boy out of the Mississippi River, they can't take the Mississippi River out of your boy.

2. THE NEW YORKER - cartoon on page 4 showing an irate-looking King on the phone with his mom. The caption says "You're why I have the moat, Mother."

3. This week's NEW YORK MAGAZINE'S guide to eitiquette in NY is fucking brilliant. It seems to have been written by a Durang/Silver disciple. There are more references to death than one would expect in this kind of piece. Its seriously the most useful and funny thing I have ever read in this magazine.

Bye.

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